What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 01:17
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Why can’t conservatives accept the fact that they are stupid?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?